Dot German Flat Black Motorcycle Helmet

When you receive the DOT German Motorcycle Helmet at your doorstep, you might initially wonder why you ordered it. However, once you open the package, your destiny takes an unexpected turn.

“Hey! I got the Flat Black DOT German Motorcycle Helmet! It looks nothing like the novelty German helmet. It’s larger, bulkier, and frankly less attractive than the novelty version. But, you know what? I just randomly received THIS one!”

“Harold, there’s something I need to tell you. I’m leaving you.”

“What?! Are you serious?”

“It’s time, Harold. I’ve contemplated this for a while. Let’s not make a scene, okay? I’m just going to pack a few things and head to my mother’s house…”

“Stacy, wait! Let’s talk for a moment. I know I’ve been a jerk many times, especially with the laundry, the dishes, and that unfortunate incident with your dad during political discussions. But you can’t just end it like this.”

“Harold, please! Don’t make this any harder than it has to be.”

“Listen, Stacy, I know this sounds absurd, but it wasn’t until I opened that box that I realized just how much you mean to me. So much, in fact, that I’m willing to change, really change.”

“Do you mean that?”

“I do. And as soon as I take my new DOT German Matt Motorcycle Helmet out for a test ride, I’m going to get started. I’ll take those yoga classes! I’ll find a better job! I’ll even stop making you wear the chainmail bikini when the guys come over for D&D night!”

“Oh, Harold! I’m so happy!”

“And I’m going to keep making you happy, Stacy. Forever. I promise.”

Price: $70.00

The DOT German Flat Black Motorcycle Helmet Features:

• Fiberglass shell
• Classic design
• Secure D-ring closure
• Meets or exceeds D.O.T. standards
• Exceptional strength
• Steel rivets
• Luxuriously comfortable Moisture Absorbent Interior
• Sleek Flat Black finish
• Lightweight at only 1.15 pounds

Adult Sizes:

• XS: Hat Size 6-5/8 – 6-3/4, Inches: 20.87 – 21.26, CM: 53-54 cm
• S: Hat Size 6-7/8 – 7, Inches: 21.27 – 22.05, CM: 55-56 cm
• M: Hat Size 7-1/8 – 7-1/4, Inches: 22.06 – 22.83, CM: 57-58 cm
• L: Hat Size 7-3/8 – 7-3/4, Inches: 22.84 – 23.62, CM: 59-60 cm
• XL: Hat Size 7-5/8 – 7-7/8, Inches: 23.63 – 24.41, CM: 61-62 cm
• XXL: Hat Size 7-7/8 – 8, Inches: 24.42 – 25.20, CM: 63-64 cm