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Dot Home of the Brave Shorty Motorcycle Helmet

$58.95

Description

Do you ever wonder if Chinese factory workers find it unusual to be producing Home of the Brave Motorcycle Helmets for the United States?

What sets the Home of the Brave Shorty Motorcycle Helmet apart? It’s not just a matter of style; it’s about providing sustenance and shelter to thousands of Chinese laborers who might otherwise be considering actions detrimental to America. Purchasing this motorcycle helmet isn’t just an act of patriotism; it’s an expression of 中国天主教爱国会… which translates to “patriotism” in Chinese. How did I come to know this? Thanks to Google. When you buy this helmet, you’re helping prevent potential Chinese involvement in hacking Google and disrupting the internet as we know it.

But this Motorcycle Helmet is for America! Even Obama is relying on your support!

Notable Features:

  • Constructed with a lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
  • Features a classic, timeless design
  • Secured with a D-ring closure
  • Comes with a one-year warranty
  • Equipped with a plush, moisture-absorbent interior
  • Includes a convenient sun visor
  • Boasts a high-gloss finish adorned with an eagle and the American flag
  • Provides comfort with four air vents
  • Motorcycle Helmet Visors are also available for all 100/200 Series Helmets. Please refer to the Shorty Shield listing for pricing details.

Adult Sizes (Hat Size):

  • XS: 6-5/8 to 6-3/4 (20.87 – 21.26 inches or 53-54 cm)
  • S: 6-7/8 to 7 (21.27 – 22.05 inches or 55-56 cm)
  • M: 7-1/8 to 7-1/4 (22.06 – 22.83 inches or 57-58 cm)
  • L: 7-3/8 to 7-3/4 (22.84 – 23.62 inches or 59-60 cm)
  • XL: 7-5/8 to 7-7/8 (23.63 – 24.41 inches or 61-62 cm)
  • XXL: 7-7/8 to 8 (24.42 – 25.20 inches or 63-64 cm)

Additional information

Weight 1.36 kg
Dimensions 9 × 9 × 12 cm
Size

XS, Small, Medium, Large, XL, XXL

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